Take a second look at what appears to be someone's "good luck." You'll find not luck but preparation, planning, and success-producing thinking....
- David Joseph Schwartz
Cow Farts And Colostomy Bags
Global Warming. Just about every day there is a new piece of drivel in some paper or new bulletin about it.
Costs are going to go up, coastal property prices are going to go down, we face economic ruin, the world is going to change.
Come on people, cow farts affecting the climate? Get real!
What is the answer? All cows are to be fitted with colostomy bags, which is then transfered to a processing station and this is then recycled into the following products:
fibreboard cladding from the grass based waste
refined natural gas from the decomposition of said waste
green food coloring for childrens play doe
recycled bottled water
There. That was easy. That should ensure New Zealand at least has sufficient Kyoto credits to become a nuclear dumping ground. Yes?
Problem solved. Oh... nuclear waste is not so bad... Chernobyl is flourishing!
Posted by Karl Rohde on April 12, 2007 at 12:00 am | Life | Trackbacks (0)
